Golden Gate Bridge 2.0

France later thanked Superbaby for “restructuring” the Eiffel Tower.  A recent poll of Parisians revealed that 73.2% liked the new look of the “shorter” more down-to-earth tower, and tourism had also spiked.

With his inflated ego, Superbaby began re-de-con-structuring other historic sites.

The latest U.S. poll showed that 110% of daredevils enjoyed the challenging ride across the Golden Gate Bridge.  Only a disappointing 3% were able to actually clear the jump.  Research shows that 87% of Americans *believe* they are daredevils and good at extreme sports.

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