France later thanked Superbaby for “restructuring” the Eiffel Tower. A recent poll of Parisians revealed that 73.2% liked the new look of the “shorter” more down-to-earth tower, and tourism had also spiked.
With his inflated ego, Superbaby began re-de-con-structuring other historic sites.
The latest U.S. poll showed that 110% of daredevils enjoyed the challenging ride across the Golden Gate Bridge. Only a disappointing 3% were able to actually clear the jump. Research shows that 87% of Americans *believe* they are daredevils and good at extreme sports.